What’s on Donald Trump’s iPod?

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Ramones – The KKK Took My Baby Away
Donald may not know who the Klan are, but his dad certainly did. He was arrested at a KKK rally in 1927.

Django soundtrack
In ‘Django’ the ‘D’ is silent. Unlike Donald.

David Bowie – China Girl
“China China China… China” – Donald Trump likes China.

Wall Of Voodoo – Mexican Radio
Trump enjoys this one, long as it stays there.

Pink Floyd – Money
Possibly one of Trump’s favourites, not sure if it’s anything to do with the 7/4 time signature, though.

Gorillaz – Kids With Guns
“Hey kids, keep your shoulders narrow, firm grip on the stock, and pull the trigger. Great job!”

Brian Jonestown Massacre – Thank God For Mental Illness
Mark Twain once said “there are three types of lies. Lies, damned lies and statistics”. He obviously never met Donald Trump.

The Style Council – Walls Come Tumbling Down!
“I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall.”

Skrewdriver – White Power
Heartland Trump.

Johnny Rebel – In Coon Town
He rarely visits for long, but when he does…

DJ Khaled – All I Do Is Win
The lyrics of this song would really speak to Donald. “All I do is win, win, win no matter what. Got money on my mind, I can’t ever get enough.”

Thomas Dolby – The Flat Earth
Much like ‘flat Earth’ believers, Trump is an idiot.

ABBA – The Winner Takes It All
To the know-it-all fanatic, winning is everything: “The winner takes it all
The loser’s standing small”.

Guns’N Roses – One In A Million
…which are exactly your chances of surviving a nuclear holocaust if Trump becomes President.

R.E.M. – Losing My Religion
“Oh life, is bigger/Is bigger than you”… Donald Trump almost put money in the Communion plate at a church in Iowa

N.W.A. – Fuck Tha Police
TRUE FACT: at his eldest son’s bar mitzvah, Donald had this song on constant repeat, back to back with Crass’s ‘How Does It Feel (To Be The Mother Of A Thousand Dead)’.

Bruce Springsteen – Born In The USA
Or, as Trump’s family like to sing it, “Born in Slovenia…”

Joe Esposito – You’re The Best Around
Put this song on and envisage Donald Trump wearing a party hat, waving an American flag around, eating cake and wearing a badge that says ‘NO.1’ on it. You’re welcome.

Pussy Riot – A Punk Prayer
Token females.

Woody Guthrie – This Land Is Your Land
Yeah, right.

Taylor Swift – Mean
In an interview with E! News Swift said, “there’s constructive criticism, there’s professional criticism, and then there’s just being mean… And then there’s Donald Trump.”

With thanks to the students in Music Journalism option, Solent University

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