Is Lana Del Rey the American Morrissey? ask Pitchfork. I don’t know the answer to that. But I do have some other questions for them.
- Is Adele the English Paul Weller?
- Are Florence and the Machine the British Johnnie Ray?
- Is Morrissey the reincarnation of Margaret Thatcher?
- Is Kris Kristofferson the blues Katy Perry?
- Is Neil Young the Canadian Elmo?
- Has Bruce Wayne ever been seen in the same room as Batman?
- Can chickens fly?
- Does the pope shit?
- Are online music publication editors more desperate than Theresa May?
- Are turtle lips the new buttocks?
- Is James White the old James Black?
- Does James Brown?
- Is Amos Tory?
- How Seasick is Steve?
…. and so on.