Ed Sheeran is shit.
Do not believe the crowd. My Facebook feed is swamped with folk saying stuff like “I don’t want to say Ed Sheeran is shit because it isn’t up to me to tell others how to listen”. Damn straight. It AIN’T up to you to tell others what to like. You so scared of being misconstrued that you can’t even figure out what you like yourself, though? You so scared of being viewed as old or past-it or not down with the teen kids or (shudder, spit) a hipster that you can’t state your own opinions loud and clear, though? ED SHEERAN IS SHIT. He’s a beardy ginge comfort zone for people with low life experience and few expectations, a gorged smug regular money-making machine whose primary concern is not LURVE or FLOWAHS or… wait, why am I even discussing corporate business with you? Ed Sheeran is shit. You don’t need to be beautiful to say this, you don’t need to be lonely. You don’t need to be popular, you don’t need to be a geek. Ed Sheeran is shit. You don’t even need to listen to Ed Sheeran or his new album or the legion of fans to realise this, just read the apologetic commentary from those too afraid to state the fact, the apoplectic commentary from those who think they’re Making A Statement by coming out against him (yes, Campaign for a Return to Dad Rock, I’m looking at you), the fawning uncontrollable commentary from those whose idea of a varied and worldly musical taste means including a Radiohead album on their playlist of Coldplay, Damien Rice, Sam Smith, Adele and (shudder) Ed Sheeran. Look at the way he looks. Not so much a performance as a baby-adult entitlement. Ed Sheeran is shit. How many times do we need to say this before you start listening? Hey, why not start listening? Just cos you’ve only heard a handful of songs does not mean that no alternatives exist in the world. Ed Sheeran is shit. Do not be scared of the crowd. Has it not occurred to you that the crowd can be wrong sometimes? Ed Sheeran is shit. The very idea of listening to his music drives me to extremes of fury that I thought only Trump and Farage could instill in me these days. Ed Sheeran is shit. Scream it from the rooftops and the balustrades. He has no grace, no style, no panache, no star quality. Ed Sheeran is shit. He makes Mumford & Sons sound like a thriving farmer’s market. He makes Coldplay sound like Throbbing Gristle. He puts One Direction into perspective. He is the grey. He is the grey. He is the grey in the middle of grey. His emotion is not. Ed Sheeran is shit. Cancerous shit that spreads and grows and makes it so that the abnormal becomes the normal. Ed Sheeran is shit. He is one more marketing device to sell clothes and beer and department stores, and provide an outlet for… nothing. Shit. Less than nothing. Shit. Lifestyle accoutrement. Shit. An approximation of music that does not even attempt to capture the spark that can make music so special, so magical, so special. The boy next door who should have stayed inside. Cultural appropriation so half-assed you don’t even realise what’s going on (but it is, but it is).
I eat at MacDonalds, very occasionally. I drink coffee at Starbucks. Sometimes. I buy my groceries at Asda. Ed Sheeran is shit. And that shit is everywhere.
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You’re shit.
Thanks Ed. Back in the box now.
P155 off 5hithead, he is so right, Ed Sheeran is a bag of 5hite, what moroms are listening to this shit!!
Lewis capaldi is a bag of pure shite too
Ed = the turd that won’t flush.
In the midday sun
They beat on their drums
When Poppa Joe comes to town
With his coconut-rum
They can all have fun
They can drink it
‘Till the sun goes down
Poppa Joe just smiles politely
With the money he takes he might be
Very rich one day as he hears them say
Poppa rumbo rumbo
Hey Poppa Joe coconut
Poppa Joe, hey Poppa Joe
Poppa rumbo rumbo
Hey Poppa Joe coconut
Poppa Joe, hey Poppa Joe
Poppa rumbo rumbo
Hey Poppa Joe coconut
Hey Poppa Joe, hey Poppa Joe
Hey Pop, Poppa, Poppa Joe
Ya never see a sad face
In the market place
When Poppa Joe comes around
For his coconut taste
You can see them race
Through the streets
You can hear the sound
All the ladies laughing gaily
Poppa Joe’s still thinking maybe
He’ll always hear the people say
Poppa rumbo rumbo
Hey Poppa Joe coconut
Poppa Joe, hey Poppa Joe
Poppa rumbo rumbo
Hey Poppa Joe coconut
Poppa Joe, hey Poppa Joe
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Hey Poppa Joe coconut
Hey Poppa Joe, hey Poppa Joe
Hey Pop, Poppa, Poppa Joe
Poppa rumbo rumbo
Hey Poppa Joe coconut…
Poppa rumbo rumbo
Hey Poppa Joe coconut
Poppa Joe, hey Poppa Joe
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Hey Poppa Joe coconut
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Great song from the 70s as were all of Sweet’s songs.
Not only is he shit, but his words sound like he went into mothercare and bought a book called “My First Lyrics”. Add the blatant plagiarism which is rife on every song and he turns from being just shit, to a thieving shit. A shitty thieving, totally lacking in artistry thieving shit cunt shit.
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Don’t care at all about Ed Sheeran but anyone who says someone is shit because they are a “ginge” can GTFO.
Hauno p155 off ya wee jobby.
Youre shit
You’re shit, mate.
Quite funny. So speaks the NME school of music critiquing. On a Monday, the artist is great. By a Friday, they’re shit. The obvious ingredients of being shit include nonentities attacking you as a Musician and an individual, even for having a hair colour that doesn’t suit, for producing music that people actually like and buy, and worst of all, getting rich courtesy of their talent. Yup, Ed Sheeran is shit all the way to the bank and all of the way to the stadiums he keeps filling
Hitler could fill a venue, didn’t make him any less diabolical.
Hitler was inspirational. Fact.
Twatface
Popularity is no indicator of talent or skill. We live in an age where the charts are determined by pop writers who understand the psychology of music and the unavoidable fact that if you continue to hear a shitty song eventually you’ll convince yourself it must be good.
Lots of shit musicians fill stadiums. It is possible that someone is shit and also popular, e.g. the president of the United States.
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So who defines who is and is not an entity? And why does making bank make you good? Ginger commentary is shitty, but so is Sheeran’s lack of any talent and constant presence on my radio while better artists are relegated to obscurity.
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The sounds promulgated by Chris Martin and Coldplay have had an impact on popular music, which I am not prepared to discuss for legal reasons.
Sounds, I meant noise.
Just ignore him : he’ll disappear eventually, they all do ..
All those boybands, grlpwr groups, modern day crooners, bubblegum artists .. even SuBo.
I think if Everett had just spent a bit more time actually listening to Ed Sheeran’s music, rather than just launching into criticising the guy for not being cool, relevant etc, he would have realised that Ed Sheeran is in fact quite exceptionally fucking shit.
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That annoying Lewis capaldi is shit too, almost as bad as Ed Shitpot, annoying cu9ts!!!!
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lol it’s not just me that thinks it then.. any time im unfortunate enough to hear his whiney shit voice on the radio it’s a race to change the station asap. 17 songs in the top 50 atm as well? Well at least there’s some comfort that we get them all out of the way now.. when are people going to cop on to this talentless gimp though?
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“..provide an outlet for nothing”
Spot on. There is no anger, no joy and no passion. Ironically he evokes great passion in me. Passionate hatred. I want a time machine so i can swap him with dimebag exactly one second before he was shot.
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Yes, he is the fucking worst of the worst. The gayest shit. Also, why in the name of all is holy did they have to stick him on GOT? Not only was it completely unnecessary, it was cheesy, slowed down the pace of an otherwise great episode and just fucks with the series in general. It’s now tainted. Fuck this pansy.
Dude i know…that scene felt so awkward… terrible scriptwriting…actually most of that episode was shit, i had to laugh out loud at times the writing was so bad. I feel like people want to believe the entertainment stuff thats coming out nowadays is good (music, movies, shows, etc..), but deep within their subconscious they know its garbage, theyre just afraid to admit it
People dont want to think. It frightens them to hell. So are happy to just watch the billions of crap movies out there like Transformers, superman, Spiderman, and so on .not to mention the crap on Netflix that go on and on with seasons and series . This is what that keeps people in line and very stupid . Do your mundain tasks called work and never question your goverment and Leaders i mean dictators.. or any thing else come to mention it!
Yeah I feel safe knowing there are nuclear bombs around.. ignorance IS BLISS. But I can’t do that, like some of you by the sound of it..
We will never again see the likes off
Bill Hicks, Sam Kinison, George Carling, Ron Shock. Just a few.
People are amazed by his voice i guess…i’m not impressed, from what ive heard all his songs sound monotone…sounds like shit to me
Isn’t it time you grew up?
“Isn’t it time you grew up?” asks someone so lacking in social grace they can’t even use their real name. This my friends is trolling = bullying = cowardice.
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Piss off horseneck!!!!
Fuck off shithead!
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I’ve just endured his ironically named ‘Perfect’ song on the equally bad heart fm. Absolute shite.
You know an artist when you hear their songs – for example, you just know that a Bowie song is a Bowie song when you hear it for the first time.
However, music which has no soul and is unoriginal like Sheeran’s
sounds like covers of other artist’s songs.
Evidence for this is in the fact that at least three of his songs are copies (Photograph, that one that is basically “lets get it on” by Gaye, and the clone of All Saints no scrubs).
He had to pay some millions of pounds for plagiarism already, so quickly tried to avoid this with the All Saints copy “in love with the shape of you” by changing the writing credits of the song to acknowledge All Saints work.
= FRAUD = POOOOOOPOOOO MUSIC = PERFECT FOR THE ZOMBIES
I’m sooo happy that you recognised the no scrubs thing. Not just me then………….
He has no Artistic Merit and now has an MBE And will play on stage for HM Prince Harry’s wedding. He is shit., can’t stand the noise he makes.. he is satans little helper.
”You WILLl like Ed sheeran. You WILL like Ed Sheeran. YOU WILL LIKE ED SHEERAN!!!! This is THE ONLY MUSIC available. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL BUY.” Sad isn;t it? Bono is a cunt. Bowie was overrated. Music for the masses………….. sad non free thinking twats. Look around you. There’s so much music to enjoy without giving in to what you’re told to listen to…………
Charlie p155 off you sack of manure
Ed Sheeran is indeed among the shittest singers ever. He’s got no voice. Crap.
Can you believe both the Gallaghers are now praising him?? That’s a sign you must be really, really, really shit.
I am heartened to read others views that e sheeran cannot sing, and is a thief of musicians songs. Why was the piece of excrement given an MBE?
Colin i dont know but Sheeran is pure SHIT!!
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He is soooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeee! Hahaha. Yes he is shit but so are the public. They get what they deserve. Plebby cunts. It’s not their fault though. People have no time for taste or art, they are busy trying to make ends meet in their shitty short lives.
Ed sheeran IS shit, but also the idiots that line his pockets are brain-dead
Bring back the 70s , Slade, Sweet, etc etc
Its a fact, Ed Sheeran is shit just like 99.99999999999% of modern pop music
“He’s a beardy ginge comfort zone for people with low life experience and few expectations..”
Fucken poetry
Ed Sheeran IS shit though, FACT
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